Best of The Simpsons Sounds

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This site under new management and I am very sorry if some of the sounds dont work, I have not had the time to update the links.

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NOW WITH (would have been 189 if the sounds weren't lost) SOUNDS

Simpsons MIDI Song
HOMER J SIMPSON
Mmmm Invisible Cola
Hmmmmmm 64 slices of American cheese
Wait a minute, hhh hhh, ice cream truck. Me, me. I was here first!
Evil Homer song
Kill my boss, do I dare live out the American dream.
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain.
You want the truth, you can't handle the truth.
Mmmm Organized Crime
When it comes to compliments women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, more, MORE!
Space aliens. Don't eat me: I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
MARGE BOUVIER SIMPSON
Your not going to hit Ned with that pipe are you?
BART SIMPSON
Ahh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The bat mobile broke it's wheel, the joker got away.(Bart Screaming)
Laughing
Eat my shorts
Who the hell are you?
ABRAHAM SIMPSON
Nuts to you.
Hmm I can't wait to eat that monkey!
Just a quick game of hacky saaaack!
CHIEF WIGGUM
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah.
Ah, just get one of those inflatable women, but make sure it's a woman though, cause this one time I heh heh
APU
Cowabunga
Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell. (Gun shot)
The chance to prove yourself a hero has long gone.
OTHERS
Nelson HA HA
McBain My new film is a mix of action with comedy. It's called McBain, Let's Get Silly.
Krusty Now, why do they call this a urine monkey? Oh, ew. I just found out.
Phone (Dialing Noise) The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
Otto Coooooooool
PEOPLE SPEAKING SOME OF THE BEST ARE HERE
Homer & his brain Hehehehehe. There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Doh!
Homer & Relocation guys Oh. Now when I say Hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. No problem. Hello Mr. Thompson. (Tapping noise on Homer's shoe) I think he's talking to you.(Slapping noise)
Smithers & Mr. Burns Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in! But sir.(Gun cocking) I said, hop in.
Dr. Nick and some other people Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick
Itchy and Scratchy Theme Song.
Moe taking the lie detector test. Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? No. {BUZZ} All right, maybe I did but I didn't shoot him.{DING} Checks out. Your ok sir, you're free to go. Good, cause I've got a hot date tonight. {BUZZ} A date. {BUZZ} Dinner with a friend. {BUZZ} Dinner alone. {BUZZ} Watching TV alone. {BUZZ} Alright, I'm going to sit at home and agle at the ladies in Victoria's secret catalog. {BUZZ} Sears catalog. {DING} Now would you unhook this please! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. {BUZZ}
Bart & Marge And I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas. Bart!!!
Mr. Burns & Smithers (Ding Dong)Welcome! Come in! Ahhh, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead. Sir, you have to let go of the button. Well son of a b(door slams).
Homer & Mr. Burns Oh quit cogitating standmeigh and use a open faced club, a sandwedge. Hmmm, open faced club sandwich. (SP)
Flanders & a Beekeeper Now, it sure is quiet in here today. Yes, a little to quiet if you know what I mean. I'm afraid I don't. You see, bees usually make a lot of noise, no noise suggests no bees. Oh, I understand now. BZZZ. Oh look, there goes one. To the beemobile. You mean your chevy? ... Yes.
Homer & Marge Marge, can I get a duck? You already have a monkey!! Can he get a duck?
Mc Bain & some people Maybe you all are homosexuals too.(People Yelling)
Homer & Mr. Burns Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube. (Phone Rings) Yellow, Mr. Burns office. Is it about my cube?
Mr. Burns & Homer Why it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma. Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. May I come in? I brought chocolates. Yaba Daba Doo!
Apu, Homer & the Head of The Quik-E-Mart You may ask me 3 question. Ohh, that's great, because all I need is 1. Are you really the head of the Quik-E-Mart? Yes. Really? Yes. You? Yes. I hope this has been enlighting for you.
Lenny & Carl Hey! Look, Homer's got one of those robot cars! One of those AMERICAN robot cars.
Mr Burns & Smithers hand me that ice cream scoop. Ice cream scoop? Damn it, Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgury!
Homer & 2 TV people If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take two tickets, and see the game Sunday morning. Warning, tickets should not be taken internally. See, because of me, now they have a warning.
Marge & Chief Wiggum My husband is on a murderous rampage, over. Oh, well thank god that's over, I was worried there for a minute.

Homer	Marge	Bart	Otto	Grampa
Chief Wiggum		Apu
There are other characters in the		NEW STUFF	sections